Monday, September 24, 2018

We Talk About Variable Rate Spreaders

By Stephanie Green


Planting is awesome. While it may be hard and especially cruel to us lazy introverts, the outcome when they finally bloom or bear fruit is in itself a reward. We really love plants, dude. What more do you want from us? And if you want to grow yours in a ridiculously increasing fast pace, buy something that helps it. Like fertilizers. Or maybe even Variable Rate Spreaders.

What if you met a clone of yourself? What would you do to him or her? Would you use them for your own benefit? Like, say, make them go to school and work while you relax at home? Force them to attend uncomfortable meetings that you were reluctant to attend? Would that not sound very convenient?

Imagine being able to create lightning too. You are going to be so useful when there is a black out or something. Though there will be some risk of you over doing it and maybe even frying the whole circuits, it is still a very useful skill. And if you are annoyed with someone then you can just zap them on the shoulder to make them shut up.

If not a twin, then how were they made? WHY did they make this out of your appearance? And how did they actually get it from you without you noticing? This smells like a conspiracy and it brings forth even more confusion that boggles the mind of everyone involved. It feels like you are at the center of this darkness too.

Though her uncle stuffed that tiny triumphant feeling by ordering her to release her hold on this man. The cold of his voice almost made her jump. Almost. And would bring dishonor and embarrassment if she jumped because that kind of reaction would bring shame on the training her uncle beat into her since she was a child.

Our favorite is to produce flames and be immune to heat. Think about it. When you live in a country that is always hot, this power would be beneficial. We will not have to bother with the temperature. Not only that, we could be a walking match stick for all people. That is useful, is it not?

Plus, we get to say Dracarys before shooting out fire. Since we love Game Of Thrones so much, we eventually will have to parody that show if our power happens to be fire. We would even pretend to have dragons while we are at it. How cool is that? Plus being immune to fire takes the cake.

Yes, we are essentially creating a monster. But with the society that depends on science and espers, with scientists at the forefront of this so called society, it is imperative we do any means necessary, correct? Though, admittedly, we actually will not do this even if we WERE give the power to.

Well, if fire does not work for us, we can just accept the plant power thing. We can grow flowers, trees and anything involving the greens. Call us Gaea, the Earth goddess.




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